The suit continued saying [Myla] Sinanaj hit [Johnathon] Kimberly with an RC Cola Can and Kardashian forced him to watch “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” reruns for six consecutive hours.

“I defacated on my self, barnyard animals snipped at my feet, Chris is laughing at me like the Jolly Green Giant, then a knock on the door, Kim Kardashian opened and it was Charlie Sheen, who had a bag full of ecstasy and set ‘lets get this party started,’” the suit asserts.

Kimberly alleged every two minutes, Kardashian would beat him in the head with her engagement ring, which he said caused bruises and a broken wrist.

“Kris put me in a pretzel, saying he is a chiropractor, and him passed gas in the room, and I passed out from it, and woke up at a truck stop, wallet gone, Kardashian lip stick all over my clothes,” the suit stated.

— Two out-of-state residents have filed two separate federal lawsuits in West Virginia within four days of each other seeking restraining orders against reality TV star Kim Kardashian.
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